step 1: refuse to repair DH's jeans in the same exact place for the 3rd time
step 5: again, stand back and stare at what is now a denim cylinder and realize it's just not gonna be pretty enough without some girly decoration
step 6: haul out all the embroidery apparatus and spend at least an hour poring over design options
step 7: finally select original idea of peacock design and sew onto a separate piece of denim cut from jeans
step 8: sew lovely peacock on front of leg as a pocket ("why a pocket" you might wonder, to which I would reply, "why not")
step 9: sew on a circular bottom (after racking brain to remember simple formula for calculating the diameter from the leg circumference.... C=Pi * ((D/2)^2)
step 10: sew in casing and add draw string
step 11: prance around house waving the pretty new bag in the air until husband gushes over the "mad skills" of wife
now, before you feel compelled to point out this was a pretty basic sewing job, I know this is no demonstration of mad skills, but what can I say, I'm an approval junkie